Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 14, 2014

And sometimes you can do reverse charging.

Got me one of them new screenless TV’s. Can get more done while it’s on, ‘cause I don’t have to watch it all the time. Also go me these new s(helf)books. Like ebooks, but in the comin’ apockylisp they work indefinitely without power. Gotta new superflat, foldable GPS, too, for the same sitchyashun. It’s solar powered. I can see when the sun’s out.

It only runs about $1.25 a day if you never use it, too. What a bargain! That’s why mine’s gone.

Wouldn’t be without my iLandphone. Unlike my cell (a device that has quit on me many times with its inability to get a signal), it always works.

I still have my landline. 2 Tivos both update with it, has my FAX and my ADT system too. I have a simple cell for travel which costs me 1.25/day when I use it.

Mine had a longer cord. Could reach the stove, sink, and with a little stretch – the pantry.

I would say I’m not your bro first ;)