Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 03, 2017

Wait… could it possibly be…

Is my husband… an ALIEN !?!

Come on, Ralph. Throw pillows are nothing to be hiding under the bed over.

@GROG…Ralph’s looking for his Slim Whitman albums.

I must be an alien. I abhor throw pillows. They get in the way and they’re unnecessary.

I’d suggest using beanie babies.

If throw pillows were intended to be thrown offensively, they would be a lot heavier! More like small sandbags.

I’ve got sandbags staged throughout the house to repel invaders with!

Pretty sure this was the plot of a really awful M. Night Shamalamadingdong movie.