Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 09, 2018

’… and nobody told you." Love the eye chart.

He needs a second exam by a different doctor.

That explains the halitosis and B.O.

No wonder he’s the death of the party.

That would explain why I wasn’t getting any mail.

Just because your illness is psychosomatic doesn’t mean you don’t feel bad.

Then he ate the doctor’s brain before shambling off into the night.