Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 21, 2018

Someone I once worked with once said, “Correct me if I’m right…”

I’m sure there’s a word for that. I just can’t remember it.

With that correctile dysfunction thing, he can try and try, but nothing will come up.

Just clear your mind, take a few deep breaths, and wait about forty minutes. It will certainly come to you.

I thought it was Viagrammar! ;o}

My high school teacher would call this poppycock.

Leave your gramma alone, she is old and can speak how she pleases.

Read GoComics comments – you will learn lots of new ways to do that.

Love ya, Ralph!

To tell you the truth, being as us older folks forget a lot of what we learned,(or supposedly remembered) about “proper” grammar. I don’t like some smart ass telling me how to say things.

You might find they like you better that way.

@CHROMO, And them smart A$$ kids will find how I dislike them in each and every way! “Get off my lawn !”