Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 24, 2019

You know, back then, the Neanderthal was white and the Sapiens was black.

You are the Homo Sapiens and look what you have done of the world.

Homo Neanderthal was slightly more robust that Homo Sapiens and with a haircut and a business suit would fit well in Congress or the board room (at least as well as some of the younger members).

I wasn’t there, so I can’t comment.

“Yeah, guess I’ve always been partial to mixed drinks.”

Guy on the left is Australopithecus couple million years earlier. We have found plastic swizzle sticks among their bones. (maybe not).

Although his tastes have evolved…

Is that you, Jason Momoa?

Still semi-erect?

Looking at a liberal democrat.

Looks like a scene from the first Planet of the Apes… Heston’s on the right, ape on the left.

sniffsniff

Yes, I have.

Sure I have, I’m drinking Manhattans now.