Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 18, 2020

You also forgot your hat and three buttons.

Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, where ever you are.

Well, if you stay up drinking until you’re pickled you’ll always be late.

It makes you look like a sourpuss.

Hot! Cha Cha Cha Cha!

Ralph’s got nothing to say.

What was in that pipe?

But I am glad to see you.

Going green. Climate change. Got to make a salad.

Could’ve grabbed an eggplant and looked like W.C. Fields.

Jimmy Durante, W.C. Fields, holy crap this is an ancient crowd.

Youse guys deep quarantine, you hear.

It’s a family cartoon so I won’t wonder how it was that she had a cucumber in her bed.

Giant pickle nose – is that a Sandler reference?

A real crowd please with the distaff side.

I think he has a drinking problem.

No wonder he’s a bachillor.

A place for everything and everything in its place. My pop, c. 1949

You got a witch’s nose!!!

If you Google “cucumber” and “face,” you’ll get some unusual results.

He’s in a real pickle.

Somewhere, someone is having a Hendriks and tonic (preferably Fever Tree tonic water), yet is bereft of its cucumber spear.

that’s just not kosher…