Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 11, 2020

The breadsticks are devilishly delicious. Verboten

Here I come! Oink, oink!

True, there are no apples in the middle east. I thought the mis-translation was from pomegranates, but this is probably more accurate.

No fig leaf no service.

Garden of eaten.

They were cored in the act.

You want apple core, you gotta go to Baltimore. Same Northern city that burgeoned with Southern sympathizers during The War Between the States.

Try Applebee’s.

Waiting for Red Lobster unlimited biscuits