Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 25, 2021

Did anyone get kaled…?

This is raddichiolous!

Lettuce bag all the evidence.

“Toss ’em.”

Don’t just leaf ’em there.

Get a leaf blower to clean up the mess.

“Tell the canteen manager to care for it. He’s good with leftovers.”

Dave not here man.

Looks like a drive-by salad shooter chef. I’m sorry, Lord forgive me and feed the starving pygmies in Poppa New Guinea.

Lettuce see who can solve this crime.

Lettuce have a moment of silence for those who have gone to the Thousand Island Ranch in the sky.

No one throw tomatoes at Dave! Unless you’d like them in your salad..

Casear will soon be there.

We’ll get the crewtons on it, right away!

…rim shot, Danno…

Ha! The romaines are limp and brown so yes! Feed them to the rabbits….

I’ll have this case solved by to-mah-to.

I don’t think anyone will miss the peas. They’re just a bunch of has-beans!

That’s the chance you run going out late to the Salad Bar.

Careful be sure your body camera is on, there are black olives involved.

“What should we do with the Romaines?”

Save the hearts. We might be able to trans-plant them…

Ralph has a rock salad alibi.

Some cartoons just make you HAVE to read the comments, because you know they’ll be good! (No clever comment….my salad days are over).

You can tell those cops are well-seasoned. They’re cool as cucumbers!

The officer wouldn’t be asking for advice if the remains were doughnuts.

To the compost pile!!

Led Zeppelin – “The song romaines the same”…

Lettuce just leaf it at that.

Looks like a little bleeding over from Pearls’ and Pastis. Not bad.

When salad-shooters are outlawed, only outlaws will have instant salad.

I prefer them with Italian and a nice Chianti.

You’d best solve this case, or heads will roll…

The lettuce should have quit while it was ahead.

This looks like a case for " Live PD "is infamous Clint Cabbage to solve with Danny Brown saucers.

the forensic guys are saying, lettuce leaf…