Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 17, 2021

Never trust a gift bearing Dutch…

Just think, if they updated the roadrunner cartoons today, the coyote’s gadgets would no longer come from ACME but from Amazon!

Greeks not included.

“Some Mis-assembly Required” (You’ll do better guessing than if you use the instructions. )

How big is the Allen wrench in there?

Ralphs checking it out for a trap door in the rear..

Obviously not our southern border . Just come on in

Subterfuge… excellent!

Careful, they’ll dump hot corn oil, at foal blast.

Dat drawbridge gonna smash dat box … FYI, “openness” is an antonym for “subterfuge” …!

Ikea always throws in a few extra parts. They love schadenfreude.

At least we didn’t have to wander through those aisles for hours …

If they’re smart, once they see “IKEA” they’ll never open the door.

Did that horse come from USC?