Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 10, 2021

Naah. Shampoo a bunch of chemicals that is harmful. No thanks. I bearly using them.

Why settle for sham poo, demand the real thing.

I had a customer once complain to our CEO that I “treated (her) like an idiot.” The problem is that she was an idiot. My boss relayed her story and backed me up, and that was the last I heard of it.

The sensitive scalp is objecting to the sham-splaining.

Reverse mansplaining!

David Letterman used to do a bit about shampooing chiding the repeat as stupid. But who wanted hair like Letterman’s?

Always considered the “rinse and repeat” to be a ploy to trick you into using more of the product … it puts the “sham” in shampoo (as has been noted … Whamond touched a nerve indeed) …!

It is true that splitting shampoo into two portions and washing twice does get your hair cleaner than using the same amount all at once. It’s the chemistry of dilution.

Thanks for the cl…, er, explanation.

I finally figured out that the directions to do that on shampoo sole purpose was to get it to run out sooner…

Yes, the old “Why did the software engineer die in the shower?” joke.

Mucky muck words that look impressive but what does it really mean?