Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 04, 2022

Song and dance routine

♫ Ooh Eeh. Ooh ah ah ♪

Bing Bang. Walla walla bing bang. ♫

But, did he write the book of love?

Para bailar La Bamba

“OK, you got me. But I didn’t write the book of love.”

Isn’t he supposed to shake his hand?

Who are you – who who who who?

He’s just putting the dip in the dip da dip da dip for the party!!!

He does have the “Bop” in hand. Does the officer have a search warrant to look for the “Bomp” and the “Ram”?

He also put his disgusting beard Hair in the bowl, bowl, bowl….

Not your best effort Dave…….

He did put the ooga ooga ooga in the chucka.

Did he throw the overalls in Mrs. Murphy’s chowder?

Snap, crackle, bop?

Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yippity dip de doom. Rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong. Shoo-bop sha wadda wadda yippity boom de boom.

Isn’t that just Klingon from Star Trek?

AAAK❗️Now I’ll have that in my head all day……

Yeah. you really got me now, I don’t know what I am doing

MMM Bop by Hanson. He has a good alibi.

He’s a clown, that Charlie Brown.

That’s one detective who always gets his Mann.

Bring him in for questioning. We have a tip that he also knows what “diddy-wah-diddy” means.

Whatever he’s making, I don’t want any. Billboard’s Hot 100 on August 7, 1961. I was forced to listen on my High School graduation thanks to Barry Mann.

He also advises putting lime in the coconut… shaken, not stirred for best results.

Well, nobody has inserted these non-sense words from the Who Put the Bomp (In the Bomp, Bomp, Bomp) song into the comment record yet, so here goes: “from the bottom of my boogity boogity boogity shoo”. Who put the bomp, the ram, the bop, and the dip? Barry Mann and Gerry Goffin are the credited songwriters. Mann also cowrote On Broadway, You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling, and Somewhere Out There. So now you know whose hand to shake.

Dum dum dum, dummy doo wah …?

(ooh yay yay yay yeah)

The least he could do is shake his hand

Well, when he goes to trial, we know there will be at least one witness for the defense.