Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 13, 2023

Needs a FAQs machine.

Go up that other mountain dude. Might have better luck talking with Ralph.

Why do these gurus always have to be up some mountain?

Yes, I will give you the answers you seek, you must…… hey look, a squirrel!!

FAQ: why doesn’t Dave use a straightedge to make the bottom of his clouds? :-)

He’s got the good, he’s got the bad,

If you want to know – he’s got them here -

The FAQs of life, the FAQs of life.

Should have gone with Ralph! This one can’t even spell….

You don’t need to climb a mountain, just ask any comment section.

This guru specializes on a TV show?

The origin of the sitcom…

I remember Blair Warner, the faqs of life.

FAQ: May I use your bathroom …?

( answer: you’re already in it )

How “frequently” does anyone get up there?

Make peace at ‘ohhmmm’.

You take the good, you take the bad.

Guru to LA cops:

Just the FAQs, ma’am