Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 24, 2010
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Transcript:
Man: Gee, summer's half over, and I haven't even got a tan yet. Woman: Well, unless a wind comes along and rips the roof off, and the sun shines on you while you're watching tv, you're going to stay pasty.
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pouncingtiger over 14 years ago
That what I’d to my father if he wanted to tan.
tomtweit over 14 years ago
A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
You know, Honey. When i was a kid, one way to spend time was eating paste.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 14 years ago
Who stays indoors in the summer, not I, I don’t lay out to get that tan, I just love being outdoors in summer, gardening, whatever!
tedcoop over 14 years ago
Dry, I avoid sunburn by never being outdoors for more than 5 consecutive minutes from June through August. That’s the only thing that works for me. I love spending time outdoors, but only if it’s overcast and no more than 65° F.