Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 01, 2011
January 31, 2011
February 02, 2011
Transcript:
Voice: We stand at the gateway of a new adventure. A time of discovery of what's really important. Like spending time with family, friends. Man 1: Layoffs? Man 2: Bingo.
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pouncingtiger almost 14 years ago
And now he’ll hand out the pink slips.
tis4kis almost 14 years ago
But first the BS…
Bargrove almost 14 years ago
Pizza
GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Pizza?
Totalloser Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Pink Slips, not anymore now your lucky to get any severance pay at all
syke34 almost 14 years ago
Super bowl?
tedcoop almost 14 years ago
totalloser, a “pink slip” is not severance pay, it’s a termination notice (i.e. a kind of memo).
I’ve never been present for a pre-layoff pep talk like this one. The last time I got laid off, we were told three weeks ahead that it might be coming, management kept us in the loop on developments, and nothing was sugar-coated; it was a really pleasant way to lose my job, actually, to be treated like a human being.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Shh, ted. Don’t let anyone know you’ve been laid off or you will hear are evil you are for taking the benefits you piad into the system to begin with.