Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 24, 2014

And she could use a wardrobe reboot

You said I should take vitamins… well I’m working on vitamin D right now…. later I’ll go eat an orange.

Ah. The life of a potted plant.

I was asked once what I was doing, and answered, “Nothing”.The response was, “How is that working for you?”I said, “I don’t know, I am not finished yet”.

I think this might explain why I’m such a night owl.