Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 10, 2015
May 09, 2015
May 11, 2015
Transcript:
Woman 1: This is me on mother's day. Woman 2: You took a selfie in your bubble bath? Woman 2: No. My husband put laundry detergent in the dishwasher. Woman 1: Oh, my. Woman 1: Yes. Happy special day to me.
Back in the early 60’s my Mom was having a bubble bath on Mother’s Day when my older brother came home with blood spewing from his foot. A snapping turtle had bit his big toe. Mom had to get out of the tub and take him to get stitches. A few years later on another Mother’s Day my older brother and I both got injured playing in a trash dump. My brother required stitches in his knee and I needed them in my foot. We knew how to make her feel needed.
Ubintold almost 10 years ago
And where was the buffoon during that episode ?
J Short almost 10 years ago
Back in the early 60’s my Mom was having a bubble bath on Mother’s Day when my older brother came home with blood spewing from his foot. A snapping turtle had bit his big toe. Mom had to get out of the tub and take him to get stitches. A few years later on another Mother’s Day my older brother and I both got injured playing in a trash dump. My brother required stitches in his knee and I needed them in my foot. We knew how to make her feel needed.
Darryl Heine almost 10 years ago
Mother’s Day selfie, huh?
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
Laundry detergent shouldn’t foam that much…hand dishwashing soap, yes
You try it and report back the results.
We’ll be waiting…
:>)