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Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 17, 2015
September 16, 2015
September 18, 2015
Transcript:
Man 1: Isn't it ironic that I was looking for a trophy wife...and you showed up? Woman: I'm not sure I can unravel that convoluted thought. And I'm not sure you want me to.
Yeah, my ex-trophy wife showed up at one of my band jobs. It had been 15 years since I last saw her. The trophy was tarnished and weighed at least 50 pounds more. If it wasn’t for her voice I wouldn’t have recognized her.
Toonerific over 9 years ago
… the latter one.
BearsDown Premium Member over 9 years ago
Yeah, well she was looking for a trophy husband you gobba-goo.
J Short over 9 years ago
Yeah, my ex-trophy wife showed up at one of my band jobs. It had been 15 years since I last saw her. The trophy was tarnished and weighed at least 50 pounds more. If it wasn’t for her voice I wouldn’t have recognized her.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 9 years ago
She ended up with the guy who could remember her name – Norm from Cheers.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago
He got a trophy wife. A bowling trophy wife.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
What a charmer he is…
hippogriff over 9 years ago
Why look for a trophy wife, if you got one on the first try?