Red and Rover by Brian Basset for June 29, 2013

Over Red’s lips and over Red’s gums, look out Red’s gullet, here Cap’n Crunch comes!

My mouth always felt like I’d been chewing glass after eating a bowl of Cap’n Crunch.

But then bran, is like eating sand!

I love Captain Crunch cereal but don’t eat it anymore since it’s not good for me…

Looks like Red’s tonsils haven’t been snipped out yet.

Cap’n Crunch was the reason I stopped eating cereal. It advertised that it stayed crunchy, but it ways ended up soggy. Soggy food…

I prefer to think of it as disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle.

He could be a captain in Starfleet. Those sleeve insignia used either two or two-and-a-half (3) stripes (usually).

Technically, as I remember, the officer in command is the “captain” of even small warships. It’s confusing to civilians ’cause Captain is a level of rank, above Commander, below Rear Admiral.

Anyone remember getting “Cap’n Crunch mouth” after eating it? The roof of your mouth was all scratched up from it. Whee.