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Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 09, 2014
May 05, 2014
May 12, 2014
Transcript:
spring vermin a brief guide rat: everyone would love me if my tail was fuzzy. rats as big as cats range - there's one under your chair description - large & rat-like. those damn hoppy bugs that always jump right at you range - your basement. description - too horrifying to behold. little drop-kick sweater dogs range - the end of some old lady's leash. description - some of them wear little matching hats, too. (the dogs.) frogs with extra legs range - all-you-can-eat french restaurants. description - tastes just like mutated chicken. canadian romping sloths free-ranging. description - a nice change from the common inert sloth until a herd of them move through & flatten your azaleas.
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
I have all five living in my household… er and outside
Piksea Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Yeesh, I really don’t like those sprickets! They just freak me out! Part spider/part cricket… bleagghh!!!
pumaman almost 11 years ago
Are the Canadian romping sloths as much a problem as the Canada geese have become?
Happy Cat Premium Member almost 11 years ago
The romping sloths are adorable, unlike those icky hoppy bugs.
louieglutz almost 11 years ago
why do deer eat azaleas but not rhodies?
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
Can we just move on to summer, please?