Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 12, 2015
February 11, 2015
February 13, 2015
Transcript:
richard's poor almanack, by richard thompson don't pinch that chocolate! confused by the chocolate assortment you received for valentine's day? use this e-z guide. unidentifiable creme that's so sweet it makes you cough. the exact same, only pink. mayonnaise. a topical analgesic. wild ed's hellfire-spittin' bowel rocket hot sauce. pepperjack cheese. organ meats. somebody already pinched this one. depleted uranium and walnuts. this is the knob off a kitchen drawer. nougex, the latest in nougat technology, with unparall tensile fully ten times that of previous nougat. peanuts! run! a half-smoke. helium-infused orange creme. chocolate: pfth- i'm not sure what it is, but it's making a noise.
jack fairbanks almost 10 years ago
Let’s not forget the perennial favorite, “camo-ex lax”
digitydigitydigity almost 10 years ago
LOL Tears are coming outta my eyes.
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
That clarifies chocolates considerably!I used to like chocolates, until about two minutes ago….
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
I ate 4 in a row, am outa here!
reedkomicks Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Mayo!!
ChessPirate almost 10 years ago
Where are the Crunchy Frogs?
Mike Parsons Premium Member almost 10 years ago
The Crunchy Frogs looked too much like the Ed’s Hellfire-Spittin’ Bowel Rocket Hot Sauce chocolates, and have already been consumed – much to somebody’s chagrin!
The Depleted Uranium/Walnut ones might do in a pinch for those who crave the crunchy though…