Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 18, 2015
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Transcript:
richard's poor almanac. by richard thompson our oscar predictions before the show even starts you'll lose track of which is which, naomi watts, kate hudson or diane lane. or chloe sevigny? at 8:19 hard-working homunculus tom cruise will get his arm stuck in his seat's cup holder. everyone will pretend not to notice. at 9:31, kiwi king peter jackson will suffer a wardrobe malfunction when his cummerbund snaps, travels 45 feet & wraps around jack valenti's head. zing at 9:56, there will be a lull. at 10:37, plucky peewee tom cruise will finally extricate himself by chewing off his arm. you'll doze off at 11:20. your dreams will be in technicolor panavision with a cast of thousands & a compelling story arc. and when you wake up you won't remember a bit of it.
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Ha! If only the Oscars telecast were half so entertaining as this!
Thomas R. Williams almost 10 years ago
So was Tom C. a prototype of Petey Otterloop, who also exhibits this autosacrophagic proclivity?
NWdryad almost 10 years ago
Actress difference in first panel: boob size.
PoodleGroomer almost 10 years ago
There is no date on this perennial, but it should be good for another 10 years.
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
I quit watching years ago, when you could remember who was who…and when they did something, to remember
Piksea Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Hey, Tom Cruise stole that trick from Petey Otterloop!!!