Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 11, 2015
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pumaman over 9 years ago
I think I’m just going to go back to bed and skip the day. Too depressed now.
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
share the wealth, Richard.
Malcolm Hall over 9 years ago
I’m back working on my novel now!
louieglutz over 9 years ago
the escalator happened to my son in macy’s many years ago. no real harm and he got a new pair of shoes free.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Richard runs a real service site, see?!
ehtaniguchi over 9 years ago
This describes virtually all the highbrow literature written in the US in the last 20 years.