Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for April 15, 2015
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richard's poor almanac by richard thompson people in the news hyattsville 5th grader traces family back to hydrogen in the amosphere. kid: once i got past the pre-cambrian period it was a snap me d.c. teen, described as "a little too smart,: mouths off to vice principal. teen: all i sad was, you're puissant." geez man, look it up. oop: hey woman is bailey's crossrads sets new speed record for buying blinds woman: i was driving by & a clerk ran out & sold me some blinds! wow! next day blinds same day blinds blinds right this damn minute blinds before you even need thi quiet arlington man keeps pretty much to himself, leaving neighbors threatened & fearful. neighbor 1: his name is hamdinger or something. god knows what he's up to. neighbor 2: he waved at my kid once, the creep. neighbor 3: i think only loudmouth, glad-handing extro-verts should have rights. neighbor 4: ornamental garden rocks are 60% off at hech-inger. let's stone him.
pumaman over 9 years ago
It takes all kinds. To do what I’m not sure.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Nothing like a good, puissant stoning to build up neighborly solidarity. Be sure your blinds are closed, kids; you shouldn’t see this, nor breathe the atmosphere….
Thomas R. Williams over 9 years ago
“What’s He Building?”
What’s he building in there?What the hell is he buildingIn there?He has subscriptions to thoseMagazines… He neverWaves when he goes byHe’s hiding something fromThe rest of us… He’s allTo himself… I think I knowWhy… He took down theTire swing from the PeppertreeHe has no children of hisOwn you see…
—Tom Waitspuddlesplatt over 9 years ago
he can’t even write ( born deaf and dumb, and never learned sign lanquage) so he stays by himself…make you happy?