Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 25, 2019
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January 28, 2019
Transcript:
annual handy candy halloween treat giving guide kid: i'm a pokemon! how trite! he gets a circus peanut. kid: i'm a harry potter knock-off! gary blotter that's more like it! give him some genetically-engineered candy corn. kid: i'm a big goiter! give her some quinine. kid: i'm a ghost! unimaginative and hazardous. give him one pez, tops. kid: i'm an at-risk child of divorce, poor child-care & slack school standards whose self-destruc-tive impulses lead me to dangerous costume choices. scary! give him some ritalin.
Kip W about 6 years ago
The reprint cycle gets shorter and shorter. This can only end in a horrific explosion.
Sisyphos about 6 years ago
It’s the Law of Comic Entropy. The cartoon world is collapsing in upon itself and will soon become a Black Hole of Humor….