Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for July 04, 2019

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Richard's Poor Almanack Your Personalized Dream Previews July 28 - August 4 By Richard Thompson 28 Trailers & promos for other, more exciting dreams trimmed by other, more exciting people. 29 Uh oh, it's the giant staticky hamsters dream again. 30 Ha ha! Matt Groeming's appearance as God's just the Simpsons crossover into reality has gone too far A great flying dream tell you noticed Karl Jung, your old PE teacher, your mom & some Boy Scouts all taking notes 1 While your unconscious your powers are transferred to Dick Cheney. This causes several nights of insomnia. 4 I'm speaking before a crowd of 2 million and I'm wearing all my clothes! And I remember my locker combination! Cut! Bloopers, outtakes & miscues from previous dreams.