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Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 18, 2019
December 17, 2019
December 19, 2019
Transcript:
winter warning rhymes winter hat hair, commuter beware. panic buying at the store means 8 inches, maybe more. parking on a salty road alas, can make a car erode. dude: eh, this ain't hardly snow. avoid the immigrant from maine or be treated with disdain. mergerbank 1156 zip when consulting a temperature sign find the square root & then subtract 9. penguins on the car- stay where you are.
DCBakerEsq about 5 years ago
Frostiness in the air
Take off your underwear.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
I don’t appreciate that last panel implying that having penguins on your car is a bad thing…
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
Looks like in that world it is colder as it would be if we didn’t have 5 gigatons extra of carbon in the air and water.
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
At least the rhymes make the Bad News palatable.
I am not a fan of winters….
Earthling Premium Member about 5 years ago
I kept trying to figure out why that second to last panel said 219. The answer is 25.xxx. Oh boy, overthinking. It says “zip”.