Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 16, 2020
January 15, 2020
January 17, 2020
Transcript:
spring planting guide to unpleasant blooms flower: hey! where's that water? you just going to stand there? c'mon c'mon! is there someone else i could talk to? impatience - an extremely irritating bloom. put it in a pot & throw it away. stalking petunia - persistently annoying. may require a restraining order. "tank-killer" tea rose - hybrid developed by u.s. army for use in desert storm. mr. green things necrotizing fuchsia - not recommended for yards with pets or small children. dog: arh! arh! arh! oop: down! scrofulous terrier plant - sheds all year, smells bad & will try to scratch itself.
Carl Skanberg creator over 4 years ago
I have a leguminous terrier houseplant.
It peas in the house.
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
Those thorns will break the tracks off of a tank.
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
BORDER WALL BOUGAINVILLEA. Starts out bright and verdant but ends up as a complete barrier to all human contact. Also swallows family pets.
[I made the mistake of planting this along our back fence.]
gbars70 over 4 years ago
We annually purchase Pointsisuicidals. Unfortunately, they die the day after Christmas.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
What a pain when they got loose…
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
No bloom is so unpleasant as the one you are not prepared for!