Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 21, 2020
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havarti vestibule i-95 to baltimore curtainrod dental floss impetego grocery store conveyor belt purchase divider big mickey june skywatch the june sky is crammed with easily visible object & constellations, including havarti the artisanal cheese & big mickey the copyright violation. man: ooh! west east man: star light star bright, first star i see toni- what th- and, of course, the 21st is the summer solstice, the year's shortest night. on the 28th the starry firmament will fill with auspicious signs & portents: comets, meteors, wheels of fire, knotwork rainbows, kabbalistic symbols writ in lightning, stock quotations formed in the cold discharge of the aurora borealis, rain of frogs, etc. but nbc-4 weatherman bob ryan predicts rain. sorry!
Cpeckbourlioux over 4 years ago
And those weathermen always get it right, don’t they?
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
The night sky is almost obliterated by ambient light here, on the edge of the Big City. Nonetheless, just for you, rain, rain, go away!
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
I’m pretty sure DisneyCo has licensing rights for most of the constellations.