Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 18, 2021
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Transcript:
richard's poor almanac august by richard thompson did you know that, besides tourists, there are only 12 people in town right now? it's august & everybody's gone! here are a few things to do until they return. the nationals are short a few players. call 'em up & see if you can help out 380 1534 tour groups are wandering around with no tour guide! maybe you could take them in hand & give them a "personal tour" of dc. teen: on this park bench, in 1994, my girl-friend dumped me for that guy sean. man: sucks, man. woman: may we take flash photos? tidy things up a bit! dust the smithsonian, power wash the grease stains off of k street, fluff the pillows at the supreme court, vacuu, the metro! think how nice it'll look when everybody gets back! lady: look at this junk! legal briefs, old speeches, position papers! place is a pigsty.
Cpeckbourlioux about 4 years ago
Dude.
PoodleGroomer about 4 years ago
Get a job as the beer guy. A few cups makes the game watchable. No bottles.
Mayor Snorkum about 4 years ago
Good crack about K Street, where all the lobbyists hang out.
DCBakerEsq about 4 years ago
D.C. in August is the closest thing to Hell on Earth. Except maybe Nawlins.
Sisyphos about 4 years ago
In parts of Europe, parts of Europe are a Ghost Town in August, which is the traditional month of Vacation….