Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 28, 2021
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little neuro in slumberland neuro: after 9/11 my dreams changed. by richard thompson neuro: i developed a new recurring nightmare. it largely supplanted my other recurring nightmares. neuro: like the one where my teeth fall out, one by one, and my head shrinks to the size of a tennis ball. neuro: or the one where the big scary dog eats my 401(k). neuro: or where i'm trapped in a thomas kinkade painting. neuro: or where i play a piano recital accidentally in the nude.
Cpeckbourlioux over 3 years ago
It says something about nightmares that Kinkade was so successful.
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
I rarely have a good, terrifying nightmare any more. Most of my dreams involve, European travel, cheeseburgers, and naked hotties. In that order.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
A crescendo of nightmares. INCOMING!