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Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 31, 2021
March 30, 2021
April 01, 2021
Transcript:
nature a handy guide have you ever been out at the beach or in the woods, enjoying nature, and thought to yourself, "what was that i just stepped in?" chances are it's something unpleasant. in fact, nature is full of nasty things, mucousy larval bladderoid things that, harmful or not, are best avoided. just use these handy mnemonic rhymes - guy: pee-yoo leaves of three, let it be. guy: everyone knows that. legs of eight, leave the state. makes a sound, don't hang around. thing: phffplpfgh fetid & wet, get upset. guy: agk kind of brown, put it down. seems organic, best to panic. aaaaaaaa
Cpeckbourlioux almost 4 years ago
Words to live by.
Pocosdad almost 4 years ago
Petey avoids all this unpleasantness by staying in his room whenever possible.
jmcenanly almost 4 years ago
That last one looks like a flowering version of the egg that John Hurt ran into in Alien
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
Nature is best admired from a safe distance, unless you are a dedicated naturalist….