Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 15, 2021
May 14, 2021
May 16, 2021
Transcript:
richard's poor almanack misthanksgivings by richard thompson the first few were ok, but then thanksgiving went downhill. the 4th thanksgiving. an excess of squash-based dishes causes a brief revolt at the children's table. the 5th thanksgiving. euphasia pewfiller won't put his guitar away until he's finally threatened with eternal damnation. euphasia: jimmy crack corn and i don't care the 6th thanksgiving. someone shoots the rented moon bounce full of arrows. goodbye deposit! the 7th thanksgiving. the "enchantment under the sea" theme just confuses people. and everyone who has the tuna ceviche regrets it the next day.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
That Euphasia Pewfiller was trouble from the day he was born. His poor mother never recovered. I knew it as soon as I set eyes on him. No wonder he was hanged 19 years later.
well-i-never over 3 years ago
I remember the sixth Thanksgiving like it was yesteryear…
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
Don’t get me started on the eleventh.
ajn90280 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Well, I thought that the “Enchantment Under the Sea” celebration was a great success as it featured music by Marvin Berry and the Starlighters and marked the beginning of George McFly’s memorable campaign for class president!
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Yeah, it’s all been downhill since Number One. I barely celebrate these days, avoiding “dinner with the relatives” at all costs!