Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 16, 2021

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richard's poor almanac - by richard thompson holiday 2005 catalogs gifts for the coming apocalypse world's end winter 2005 world's end it's the end times, but folks still need to dress right! here's a wide selection of men's & women's fashions, all rugged enough to withstand anything short of a direct as-teroid hit! and all are guaranteed 100% rapturable, so no one's clothes get left behind! bang 'n' whimper bang 'n' whimper the world ends with a bang, a whimper... and a laugh! hilarious gag gifts & novelties that put the "fun" back in the collapse of civili-zation! fake dead birds (4-pack), rubber ebola viruses, global warming naughty underwear, kansas science text-books! if you gotta go, go with a rictus! fatalibles fatalibles the apocalypse is your last chance to splurge! gift baskets stuffed with danger-ous delights & un-certain comestibles! mercury marinade tuna, undercooked japanese blowfish, chicken sushi, deep-fried mars bars! perfect for the gourmet fatalist on your list.