Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 17, 2025
January 15, 2025
All caught up!
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bad day trips lurid caverns - embarrassing stalagmite formations & tour guides who keep nudging you. avoid especially the "grotto of glands." geeks neck varmint refuge - just what it says; varmints, mostly un-desirable alien species. and all they do is molt, smell & eat each other. big pile state park - formerly amazing rock state park until the accident. the park ranger on duty seems depressed & withdrawn. cretins run national battlefield - site of the civil war's least decisive battle. a magnet for irate reenactors who spit almost too authentically.
[Unnamed Reader - 3a23b5] about 23 hours ago
Man, you are goood1 Keep at it.
Teto85 Premium Member about 17 hours ago
There is a State Park and Beach in Santa Cruz County, CA named Natural Bridges State Park and Beach. The bridge collapsed and now locals call it “Natural Pillars”. I remember visiting at least once or twice a year when we lived in San Francisco. www. parks. ca. gov/?page_id=541. There is also a Monarch Butterfly Preserve nearby.
PoodleGroomer about 16 hours ago
Cretin reenactors load the canon with powder on New Years and 4th of July and the recoil blows the cannon off of its plinth until the park service can get the forklift started.