Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 21, 2009
Transcript:
Narrator: Rip and the gang race against time to steal back a stolen, Top Secret jet armed with biochemical neutron missiles! Cobra Carson: You know, Rip, we could sell the missiles instead... Rip Haywire: Knock it off, Cobra! I know right and wrong are kind of blurry for you, but there are bigger things at stake here than me, you, and a ton of cash from illegal arms sales. Cobra Carson: Spare me the unicef lecture, weeny- pants. Rip Haywire: I wear man pants, size: Danger.