Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 22, 2010
Transcript:
Kidnapped by a seductive villainess, Cobra strikes back! Chica: Chick fight to the death! Pow Cobra: What a drama queen! Uh-uh. I know what you're thinking. I'll cheat and just shoot her - Go ahead, uni-brow, if you've got the guts. Or your gun. Chica: Ahh - I see you're foxy in all departments, thunder thighs!