Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 14, 2011
Transcript:
Rip meets danger and women on the high seas - Lady: Whoa! Did they not teach you to knock in handsome school? Rip: You put a gun in my pocket. I wanted to return it. Lady: Ohmygawsh! There was, like, this goon, and he tried to plug me, so I pushed him overboard, but then I had to hide his gun - Rip: Stop right there. I've got my own problems. Lady: If you have a minute, I, like, sure could use a wide shoulder to, like, cry on. Rip: Is this why somebody tried to use that gun on you?