Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 11, 2013
February 09, 2013
February 12, 2013
Transcript:
Jefe: The prisoners! They're gone! Guard: Look at the bright side, Jefe! We can keep their security deposit! Rip and his family have just escaped from a south american jail! Jefe: How did this happen? Guard: It was the big lug, with the helicopter and the chin like and angry mongoose! Jefe: How is it that you have not killed this man, Frederico? Guard: I believe I have what the gringos refer to as "the yips." Meanwhile... Rip: Hang on, dad! I'll pull you out of this! (sniffle) Doctor: He said to stop driving like a 90-year-old nun! Dutch: Mumble mumble.
Undefined almost 12 years ago
With no sex, it feels like an eternity.
miqq1234 almost 12 years ago
….funny stuff…“chin like an angry mongoose”…that’s a first
Dragoncat almost 12 years ago
“The Yips”? Dude… You’re messing with Rip Haywire.What you have is a case of “The YIPES!!!”
quartermain almost 12 years ago
nothing will clear up until Rip takes some Sudafed.
Kydex29 almost 12 years ago
Interestingly, almost every nun I’ve met (and I’ve met many, all Orthodox Christians) seems young and almost childlike, in a good way. And yes, some are terrible drivers! (c: My sister and I were with a carload of nuns once when the abbess slolwly, carefully backed right into the convent gatepost, completely shattering the rear window.
mntim almost 12 years ago
Nuns, monks, priests, and Protestant ministers have a reputation for driving as if someone was helping them drive.
DorianKTB almost 12 years ago
Hey, nuns are cooler than you think! My English teacher at Fordham University, Sister Francesca Thompson, was actually on the Tony Award Committee back in the day, and she was one of the smartest, nicest, worldliest nun ever, and still is!