Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 21, 2013
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May 22, 2013
Transcript:
Rip: Who lives in this castle, Breezy? Breezy: A outlaw by the name of Tahiti Jones - Rip: Tahiti Jones? No kidding! I tangled with him when I was just starting out. I gave him a scar across his beadiest eye! I wonder if he remembers? Goon: Master, the pirate queen is yours! Why haven't you begun wooing her with all your might? Master: It's this scar! No patch in the world can make up for its hideousness! If it weren't for that Rip Haywire, I'd have 30 wives now, like my brother! And mom would have left the bigger castle to me! Goon: Yes, master, we're all tired of your brother's obnoxious Christmas letters.
Veridian over 11 years ago
Dear Hooligang: As I’m writing this Post I still haven’t received any word on the Fate of my Mother or her Home, (Located in Moore, Oklahoma), where I grew up. Latest reports tally the Death Toll at 91 confirmed with many more expected, Property Damage is estimated at TENS if not HUNDREDS of Millions of Dollars, and the majority of the City is Without Water or Power. If I EVER needed a Guy like Rip Haywire ….It’s Now. UPDATE…..Just received news from a Survivor on the Scene : My Mother AND her House Are OK!!!!!!!!as of 00:43 CST
Chrisdiaz801 over 11 years ago
Yeah. Glad your family is safe!
epiphoney over 11 years ago
Glad to hear she’s OK, Veridian!
Joseph.B.Prawer over 11 years ago
Let’s keep everyone in mind in OK.
Mary Dew over 11 years ago
I am also grieving for the losses in Oklahoma, but glad to hear your mother made it through okay, Veridian.
terek over 11 years ago
First of all Mr. Tahiti Jones, no woman would want a pathetic excuse for a man who looks and acts like a two-year-old peeking through two-way mirrors watching them undress! Second, I’m surprised that Rip Haywire didn’t put your sorry ass out of your misery when he first met you!!!
lecrenb over 11 years ago
My thoughts and prayers go out to the Oklahoma victims, and I’m glad your family is OK Veridian…
lecrenb over 11 years ago
I wonder if this guy is the scorned younger and dumber brother of Indiana…
Dragoncat over 11 years ago
Tahiti Jones, if you don’t have the guts to approach a beautiful lady and act like the gentleman you claim to be…Don’t. Blame. Rip.Besides, that scar may very well be an improvement.
Veridian over 11 years ago
To Dan “Da Man” Thompson and the Haywire Hooligang : THANK YOU SO MUCH for all the kind words and Well Wishes! I WAS finally able to speak directly to my Mother who assures me she’s fine…. No Water or Power but otherwise fine. I’ll be sure to pass on all your comments as soon as I can safely get into the Area. HUGPOUNCESZZZZ!!! to the BEST group of Fans/Friends I’ve ever met! (Even if I haven’t Actually MET most of you:-)
DorianKTB over 11 years ago
Veridian, all of us here and at Team Bartilucci HQ are sorry to hear you were caught in the Oklahoma tragedy, but we’re also relieved that you and your mom are all safe and sound! We’re keeping you and yours in our thoughts and prayers!