Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 07, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Slow down, there, hot to trot. We've got to work together to find your sis! Rodeo Jones: I don't need some tenderfoot Sheriff with no chin telling me what to do! Horse: Ka-huff! Huff! Rip Haywire: You're right, he did have that comin' Rodeo Jones: No fair, the dealer sold me a wussy horse! Good thing I got a warranty!
spyguy over 10 years ago
Figures they’d be in ka-hoots…
Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago
That warranty’s no good. You had a saddle on it, and that means you broke it.
mntim over 10 years ago
There ain’t never been a horse who ain’t been rode, and ain’t never been a rider who ain’t been throwed.
Fuddy Duddy over 10 years ago
And Zorro.
francisrossi over 10 years ago
If Rip had no chin, he wouldn’t have got straight back up.
francisrossi over 10 years ago
If Rip had no chin, he wouldn’t have got straight back up.
Joseph.B.Prawer over 10 years ago
Also, the Cisco Kid wore black. Oh Cisco, Oh Pancho. Did they have Ka-Huff in their time?
johnrussco over 10 years ago
man-o-man I’m glad that happened that guy was beginning to make our hero look bad. I have had plenty of horses through the years here on our farm some good and some not so good. If they reared up or bucked their riders off they went to the Waynesburg auction, and the ones that brought just a small amount of cash I bet (and hope) they became glue or dog food.
EarlOfCork over 10 years ago
Let this be a lesson to you: never cast aspersions on the size of a man’s . . . chin.
lecrenb over 10 years ago
Ha… Huffy horse…Phatts got it right… Rodeo’s wearing the black hat, ergo he’s the villain…
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
Check that, fellas…Rodeo was wearing the black hat until his wussy horse sent him flying.
Geekdad over 10 years ago
Ergo is the villain’s horse’s name…
stuartj12 over 10 years ago
Have Gun WIll Travel did the reverse of normal. It was a TV series which spawned a radio series. The radio version gave the story an ending, Paladin inherited a ranch and left to run it.
ColonelClaus over 10 years ago
Johnny Cash wore black.. even wrote song about it…
bornfree99 over 10 years ago
the rein broke. hence warranty is void.
quartermain over 10 years ago
Blue Shadows on the trail.