Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 22, 2014
April 21, 2014
April 23, 2014
Transcript:
R.J.: Can't we just steal back the locket you gave you ex-boyfriend? Girl: And have his Daddy shoot at us again? That locket means a lot to me... I won it in a grocery store gumball machine... it's been my lucky charm ever since! And oak tree McGee doesn't deserve it after he didn't take me to junior prom! R.J.: He didn't take you because you dumped him three days before. Girl: What are you, the fact-check police?
The Nihilist over 10 years ago
Cobra must be mentoring Dicey — time to duck and cover…
dimndno over 10 years ago
Ya know, if it wasn’t for girls like Dicey, I bet guys like RJ and Oak Tree McGee would be best buds.
Chrisdiaz801 over 10 years ago
Oak Tree..Big name for a young man.
Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago
Dicey reminds me of my first psycho. They say you never forget your first.
Fly On The Wall over 10 years ago
Is there any doubt that “Womenses is da devil Bobby Buchette?” Go get you some bacon and whiskey RJ and forget this chick!!!
SkyFisher over 10 years ago
Hey look! In panels #2 and 3 Dicey Jones proves she’s not a cyclops cowgirl. She showed us her right eye for the first time!
mntim over 10 years ago
RJ, if you’re going to hang out with a girl like that, you’ll need protection. You know, something you wear and protects you. Maybe a helmet. A flak jacket. A flotation device.
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
Worse… She’s a Blonde TEENAGE Cobra!
LEOCSUTTERIII over 10 years ago
KA-YU GOT RIGHT, DRAGONCAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
quartermain over 10 years ago
We all know how valuable those little prizes were in the Gum Machines, you could spend a fortune trying to get the item you desired!
lecrenb over 10 years ago
I agree, a blonde teenage Cobra… Run like the wind and don’t look back… mind you, then we wouldn’t have a story…
Veridian over 10 years ago
Nice ST: ToS reference! :-)
gimmickgenius over 10 years ago
Is Oak Tree McGee a friend of Johnson Pinecone?