Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 05, 2014

Yeah, 8675309. No, that’s not right…

I’m not sure that Marmaduke would get the better of that deal. Probably destroy the town in the process, too.

Mercy, mercy, darned ole cats are real hard to put out of commission. On our farm we have two cats or should I say that the cats have a farm & two people? It would be best to put the CAT LADY out of commission. ******************************************************************I hate it when the younger one (Jerry Berry) brings birds in through the two cat doors and then upstairs just to have something else to play with while in the house. Often times he kills them and I think that they are disgusting to deal with, but now and then one will get loose while indoors and that’s a hassle too. Our home has high ceilings.

attach a laser pointer to a drone and lead them out of town.

You, pretend to ignore them. You, go get a bag of cheezburgers. You, go work on your computer. You, gather every cardboard box you can find.

Marmaduke? This looks more like a job for Clifford.

Call Scooby Doo. He and his pals will find out the Cat Lady is old man McGregor in a mask.

Breezy thinks all cats act like Garfield?

Could this be a job for PoPoKitty?

heck no