Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 17, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Maddog Ironguts is the toughest soldier of fortune I ever met. He's the best in the business! He's more unkillable than Jay Leno! Hey, weak and miserable-looking old man... can yo point me to MadDog Ironguts' tent? Man: Rip! Glad you got my message. Rip Haywire: MadDog Ironguts!?! Man: Not so loud, noise makes my stomach crampy.
Randy B Premium Member over 10 years ago
There must have been a terrible explosion, and the doctors could only save his uvula.(small… structurally weak… down in the mouth)
johnrussco over 10 years ago
my, my, my my, oh my who would of thought?
johnrussco over 10 years ago
I think gocomics has blocked my posts. if not please someone tell me.
Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago
Ooo, I hate crampy stomach.Rip should check back issues of Variety. Leno’s career may not be dead, but it’s looking a bit green around the gills.
mntim over 10 years ago
Maddog should get his T levels checked.
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
I thought he’d be taller.