Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 20, 2014

KA-WHAT?!!!!!

Woah seriously??

Rip has one good poker face! Hitchcock would be proud, especially how they got hitched on Sunday, when there is no strip.

Fruity drinks have been the downfall of many a good woman and/or man. I think it has something to do with the grain alcohol that’s in them.

What is with the ka-wink? Did he actually tie the knot or faked it by giving Breezy to many umbrella drinks.

Ka-Wink is the same as Ka-crossing Ka-fingers.

Ka-SAY WHAT NOW?!

Rip is so tough he can break through walls!In the last panel he is breaking the fourth wall with just a wink of the eye!

Where are they registered?

Cue that episode of Friends!!! Now they’ll have to get a Ka-wink divorce. :)

Eew, pretty slimy way to get the nook without the hook.

Ka-Huh?!!!!

Ka-wink? Let’s see Rip talk his way out of fake marriage #2… this won’t end well!

This is not unlike the “marriage” con Cobra played on Rip previously. Still I feel for the missing little Rip.

I think Rip is pulling a fast one on Breezy, tricking her into thinking they are married so he can talk her into coming with him to crush Skull.

I want to know what Cobra has to do in Starlight… could it be related to the Skull story line?

I wonder what Cobra will have to say about this.

Rip using one of Cobra’s tricks…Won’t Cobra be proud…? Once she wakes up from the KA-faint-induced coma, that is…

And just think… Once they complete the mission, they can celebrate by KA-renewing their vows. Won’t that be KA-peachy?

rip is playing a dangerous game

And wouldn’t ya know it? Dutch knows the perfect place for them to spend their KA-honeymoon.

So Rip and Breezy are now legally and lawfully married, huh?

Well, congratulations you two. Best wishes on years of happiness together.

KA-CHING!

Of course the strip shown on Sundays is one example of the reasons I am against this marriage