Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 17, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Ok, that's it, Breezy has to be in trouble. Bad leg or no bad leg, it's time to get moving! Wolves! Oh, c'mon! I appreciate you scamps trying to take my mind off Breezy, but it isn't helping! Breezy should've been back a long time ago... I gotta get to that town! Ride, you devils! Ride! Wolf: GROWL. Rip Haywire: There might be a "Moe's Burritos" in town... let's not get our hopes up! Narrator: Looking for a missing Breezy, Rip heads into town! Man: The girl we put in the jail... she will hang tomorrow for stealing that Bufferin... Man 2: She wanted it so badly.... Man 1: Too bad she couldn't afford the $1000 gringo stranger tax on it. Man 2: Death and taxes... they truly go hand in hand. Rip Haywire: I better introduce my fists to these goons so they won't be strangers! LATER! Rip Haywire: Breezy, what the heck are you doing in jail? Breezy: Saving you, that's what! I get points for trying, right?
Linda Solomon over 9 years ago
Breezy, you get all my points and Rips pointed head better locate you in his new alternate universe too or I will show him what Cobra never did, an outraged granny going after his squared off chin with a baseball bat!!( weight watchers points not included of course )
B LeCren over 9 years ago
What Bruno said…
Trotsky1917 over 9 years ago
Ka-hop?
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Once again, Panel Six has me hearing “Malboro Man” music.
johnrussco over 9 years ago
Me! Too! I hope your ducks return … but it is getting late spring … but you know what that doesn’t mean anything they still will probably come. From my observation I do see that ducks are creatures of habit.