Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 17, 2016
May 16, 2016
May 18, 2016
Transcript:
Breezy: Rip, look! This desert island we washed up on has inhabitants. Weird ones! Rip Haywire: Two questions, sir! Who are you, and does this island have a Cheesecake Factory? Man: I'm the Bantam! Rip Haywire: The Bantam? I thought you were a myth! My granddad told me stories about you... Man: There have been many! I'm the last! I think I'm about to fly the coop. Breezy: No children? Man: One, but I turned him in after I caught him robbing the island bank. He was always a bad egg.
Undefined over 8 years ago
Phantom – BantamI get it. Be careful not too many similarities lest the lawyers be chasing ye.
Chithing Premium Member over 8 years ago
Oooo, is he an angry bird?
Always1957 over 8 years ago
Bantam is an anagram of Batman-Captain Obvious
Differentname over 8 years ago
I miss the good old days, when writers could pretend that Africa was nothing but jungles and a few lost cities with white goddesses.
It’s 2016. I don’t have a jet pack and I can’t catch a tramp steamer to Skull Island!
Phred Premium Member over 8 years ago
Funny, but I suspect a clutch of bad chicken jokes coming up.
Dan Price Premium Member over 8 years ago
The Bantam? The Ghost that Sqwaks!
Gregory Hubbard over 8 years ago
KA-Costume Rip?
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
Can Rip Haywire and Breezy aid the Bantam, or will the island be at the mercy of the evil Bozo and his silly sidekick Marionette?Stay tuned… Same Bantam time, same Bantam channel…