Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 11, 2016
June 10, 2016
June 12, 2016
Transcript:
Breezy: Rip, I've decided on a date for our wedding... August 27th. I need to get rolling on finding a church, a reception hall, a dj, a cake, invitations, photographer... I need to get a gown, a hair-dresser, makeup artist... Rip Haywire: Great! I'll start rounding up the bullet-proof vests, grenade launchers, small mortars... TNT: For the last time, Rip, you can't invite any of your archenemies to the wedding.
Chithing Premium Member over 8 years ago
Hey Dan, is it okay if I crash the wedding?
seismic-2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Instead of all this elaborate preparation, how about their having just another quickie wedding in Vegas? Only this time, let’s actually see it!
Patrick Hunt Premium Member over 8 years ago
Say, is that Pogo on the calendar?
B LeCren over 8 years ago
Don’t forget the C-4 candles on the cake…
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
Ah, I can see it now… Rip and Breezy exchange their vows, the reverend pronounces them man and wife, and then they head off to their honeymoon in their heavily-decorated WWII Sherman tank.It’s going to be so romantic…
NWdryad over 8 years ago
Well, you simply can’t have a proper wedding without inviting the groom’s mother… so I’m guessing the heavy weaponry should be part of the planning.
AtypicalReader over 8 years ago
Wait a minute….who SAYS you can’t invite your archenemies to your wedding? It sounds perfectly reasonable to me…who else would provide the explosions and gunfire?