Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 19, 2016

Transcript:

Agent Bernardo: Skull wants to trade the mayor for the map to the future-telling calendar! Rip Haywire: Ironically, that calendar would come in handy right now! Breezy: But doesn't the mayor know where the calendar is? Narrator: Rip and Co. have tracked down skull thugs who've kidnapped a local politician! Agent Bernardo: Skull must not know that she knows! And it has to stay that way, for the sake of the world! Rip Haywire: Bernardo, you have to stall for time. If Breezy and I can destroy that calendar, Skull's planes will be more foiled than leftover lobster! Agent Bernardo: But what do I do if I fail and my beautiful Anna Maria is hurt? Rip Haywire: Here, Bernardo, I stashed some churros in my pocket... for courage! Agent Bernardo: Wow. Senor Rip, you really get me.