Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 02, 2016
November 01, 2016
November 03, 2016
Transcript:
Cobra Carson: Let's get to turning that future-seeing calendar on. Rip Haywire: No way, josa-a-ohina, we're here to destroy this thing. Cobra Carson: Uh, hellooo, chinsy! I've got the pistol... I make the decisions! Besides, I don't need either of you to do this! Hold up! I take it back. Where's the play button on this thingy?
Chithing Premium Member almost 8 years ago
No button. You have to spin the wheel and try to get as close to $1 as you can, while keeping out of reach of the ghost of Bob Barker.
Phred Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Cobra is funny and slightly clueless.
Trotsky1917 almost 8 years ago
The calendar will predict that the day after Wednesday Nov 2 shall be. . . Thursday the 3rd! It’s a little disappointing.
SkyFisher almost 8 years ago
What does it say the Cubs!?
Kip W almost 8 years ago
Guys, I just looked at my calendar, and there’s nothing after December 31st! This means the end of the world!
SeaFox10 almost 8 years ago
I’ve seen the real one! It weighs twenty five tons!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
The end of the calendar. They were excellent at mathematics and long term thinking.
wecatsgocomics almost 8 years ago
I personally would construct a mnemonic memory circuit, if I could get the stone knives and bear skins. Right, Spocko? Check!
warjoski Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Did someone put in fresh batteries?
nerdhoof almost 8 years ago
It’s clearly marked with the word “Play” – if anyone can read Mayan.
CYGNUS X1 almost 8 years ago
ALERT! Plot Spoiler Alert!!! Breezy accidentally turns “it” on (interpret that how you want) and it takes our story back to right before she is about to pop out a little Rip. Or we are headed to Universe #3. It’ll be like “50 First Date!”
Dragoncat almost 8 years ago
Cobra needs more help than she realizes…
Dragoncat almost 8 years ago
It’s a calendar, Cobra. It’s not a VCR.