Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 19, 2022

“Tune your onboard entertainment to Channel 3 for the full recap.”

Ask the captain if he can find a thunderstorm to fly into. That would be great.

Rip lives for turbulence. :)

I don’t mind turbulence, as long as the plane stays in the air. Those brief moments of weightlessness are invigorating.

Oh, and can you see if there are any hijackers, on board? I need the exercise!

Probably appreciates the effects on her physique. KA-JIGGLE

I thought at first her décolletage made that sound as she bent down! Not complaining, just stunned.

A hot stew without a pointy chin?? What’s goin’ on here?

oh he should get ka-bumped up to first class

Los Tomatos huh, Is that where the Killer Tomatoes come from?

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KA-TURBULENCE!

A den of Danger, huh? Sound like Rip’s kind of place.

Do pilots get tips now and then?

Great job Dan! The art has really been first rate lately. Very Kirby-esque.

They call it turbulence. Rip Haywire calls it getting a relaxing chair massage at 30,000 feet.